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California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
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clit

it can be used for a lot of things; most used when talking about someone you don't like or if your friend is acting like a bitch you might call them a clit as a joke. clit is more serious though; don't call someone this unless it's your good friend or if they deserve it.
similar to asshole or cunt
She was being such a clit today ! she totally ignored me when i said hi
Jennifer stole my boyfriend. what a clit !
by kathw0rm May 13, 2019
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Clit

The clit is a body part of the woman’s vagaina and it is the most sensitive spot of the woman. It is most pleasurable when you lick and poke around in the vagaina. That is the best place for your mouth to be to really make her moan.
Oh shit guys last night was insane. He ate my clit so good i had 11 orgasims.
by SexyBeast1645 November 30, 2019
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Jacob clit

An action of when you take Jacobs daughter and hit her clit with your peen
by Jacob clit June 8, 2019
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Pickle Clit

An enlarged clitoris that smells heavily of vinegar.
I would have went down on her but she had a pickle clit.
by Onigato September 20, 2019
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bumper clit

slang for when two lesbians trib/scissor
me and Kate were playing bumper clits last night
by Ashton Irwin October 2, 2019
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clit bandit

A guy that goes around and fucks a lot of women in relationships.
man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties
by stephanohl October 10, 2019
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