a place where you would go to order a whopper, a soggy flame-broiled hamburger made mostly of soy but still delicious because it is soggy, if you didn't dread the side of fried styrofoam they call french fries deep fried with onions. burger king french fries are not to be confused with the delicacy made of potatos and called by the same name.
because the french fries at the competitors are made with more potato flavor, you usually opt instead for a big classic, a pan fried square hamburger made of beef and flavored with extra beef sauce, at wendys, or a big mac, a pan fried stacked hamburger made of soy and served with a special sauce made of ketchup, mayonaise, and rat tails, at mcdonalds.
because the french fries at the competitors are made with more potato flavor, you usually opt instead for a big classic, a pan fried square hamburger made of beef and flavored with extra beef sauce, at wendys, or a big mac, a pan fried stacked hamburger made of soy and served with a special sauce made of ketchup, mayonaise, and rat tails, at mcdonalds.
friend 1: you want to go to burger king for a whopper?
friend 2: no, let's go to wendy's or mcdonald's. burger king french fries suck worse than ever.
friend 2: no, let's go to wendy's or mcdonald's. burger king french fries suck worse than ever.
by Jeep In Desert January 18, 2008
Get the burger kingmug. "Yo mane, I'm going to Burger King, what chu need, what chu need."
"You mean the Home of the Whopper?"
"My bad, mane."
"You mean the Home of the Whopper?"
"My bad, mane."
by Banniker April 14, 2007
Get the Burger Kingmug. by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 12, 2003
Get the fur burgermug. In the act of receiving a blow job the man is standing and the woman is sitting Indian style with her hands held forward in a cup position as the man lays a hot loaf in her hands.
by Dinkles McGamgam August 15, 2012
Get the Steam burgermug. by Sal86xxx January 13, 2009
Get the Burger Bunnagemug. An illicit sexual act where one ramrods raw hamburger meat into a vagina then proceeds to eat said meat out of the vagina with or without ejaculate present.
Shannon let Richard slurp the burger. It was legen... Wait for it. Dary! "Man Dicks really got issues"
by "The" Hamburglar December 22, 2010
Get the Slurp The Burgermug. A shitty, greedy fast food franchise owned by fat managers who sit on their lap behind their desks all day watching the money flow into their fat bank accounts while illegally cutting down rainforest in developing countries just to be able to produce beef.
After they lowered the company taxes here, EVERY single fast food franchise lowered their prices, except Burger King. 100% legitimate sign of greed and unwillingness to satisfy customers.
The service is also shitty, a few weeks ago i went there and ordered a Crispy Chicken meal, i clearly stated that i wanted NO sauce, salad or anything, just the plain burger, and of course the idiots got my order wrong. I kindly went back and asked if they could replace it, but their answer?
- Sorry, we can't replace your burger, there are other customers waiting and we can't spend so much, sorry.
Seriously, WTF? I eventually threatened to file a suit against the restaurant for not giving me something i paid for, firstly then she replaced it and gave me some of the money back too. I guess she wasn't that bad afterall, i can imagine that the managers brainwashed them into just being quick and don't give shit about what the customer wants.
So my advice is to stay away from Burger King, there's so much better food to spend your money on, if you're going to eat fast food atleast go to a proper place like McDonald's, friendly service and for once the staff is willing to treat their customers nice, also the prices are cheaper etc.
After they lowered the company taxes here, EVERY single fast food franchise lowered their prices, except Burger King. 100% legitimate sign of greed and unwillingness to satisfy customers.
The service is also shitty, a few weeks ago i went there and ordered a Crispy Chicken meal, i clearly stated that i wanted NO sauce, salad or anything, just the plain burger, and of course the idiots got my order wrong. I kindly went back and asked if they could replace it, but their answer?
- Sorry, we can't replace your burger, there are other customers waiting and we can't spend so much, sorry.
Seriously, WTF? I eventually threatened to file a suit against the restaurant for not giving me something i paid for, firstly then she replaced it and gave me some of the money back too. I guess she wasn't that bad afterall, i can imagine that the managers brainwashed them into just being quick and don't give shit about what the customer wants.
So my advice is to stay away from Burger King, there's so much better food to spend your money on, if you're going to eat fast food atleast go to a proper place like McDonald's, friendly service and for once the staff is willing to treat their customers nice, also the prices are cheaper etc.
Burger King has been caught several times with destroying villager's homes in tropical zones and burning and chopping down the rainforests there just to put their own interests in agriculture etc, this poses a serious threat to the environment and the local habitation.
by Nangko February 21, 2012
Get the Burger Kingmug.