betterness

slightly better than better.....

"ive seen much more betterness than your dead baby collection"

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

Better half

If you marry someone that really is your equal, neither of you has one, but that doesn't seem to sit well with most females. Better isn't equal.

Married males are told all the time they have a better half. Not everybody agrees with that viewpoint, but if they want to go along with it just to be with someone, that's their business.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

roll better

Money, Chedder, Dollar, Buck, Cash, Dough, Skrilla ect. Dollar Dollar billz y'all.

I know you don’t get down like I do but where’s my roll better you owe me… bitch? Pay up or die. (Pronounced: roll-betta).

by Lyle W. November 4, 2007

Von Bettie

Von Betty (fun betty, Van Bettie) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Von Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist. Von Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Von Betty who will pretend to be a Von Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Von Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Von Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.

Von Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Von Betty who will pretend to be a Von Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Von Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Von Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant. Von Betties know how to party really hard!
Also see Bettie hot chick

Von Bettie : She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Von Betty

by TeeOneThousand July 19, 2011

liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)

Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

by USA1010 September 24, 2020

Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj

Something normies say.

Jacob (normie): Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj!

Oliver: Said no one ever. She's a imbecile ass mumble rapper who tries to go against the Nicki Minaj, the Queen of rap. Nicki Minaj is also original and creative, as she's made multiple kinds of music. Cardi B only makes one. Saying Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj is just like saying Justin Bieber is better than Prince... get your facts straight, fool.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022