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Bachelor Breakfast

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).
Man, Steve was tellin us he's had a Bachelor breakfast every morning since Tina left him!
by nicocaponi March 23, 2009
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Portuguese Breakfast Club

The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt
Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.
by Leetalyzer October 8, 2008
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portugese breakfast

when you cook an omelet your partners forehead, and ejaculate. also known as skeet skeet.
I gave sally a portugese breakfast and it was delicious.
by Mike from spring valley highlv January 17, 2009
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California Breakfast

n. Coffee and Cannabis Wake and Bake

Sometimes more specifically coffee and a joint, especially when consumed simultaneously as part of one's morning routine.
I don't know how I'd stay sane working at my shitty job without my California breakfast.

or

That's her Sunday routine, California breakfast and the comics.
by k0d3 February 21, 2011
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Sunday Breakfast

There are steps to this sexual method.
1.Put toast on your partners chest. Either with peanut butter or gam or both.
2.Wrap your partner(preferably a woman)in baken(either the chest or the whole body)
3.Put sunnyside up eggs on your partners eyes.
4.Put pancakes on your partners stomach (over the baken)
5.Put a sausage on your partners mouth resembaling a happy face:).
6.Now put warm maple syrup all over your partners body.
Now fuck your partner and eat a sunday breakfast:D!
Man i totally sunday breakfasted your mom today. It was awesome!
by ChuchMcNasty February 10, 2007
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pancake breakfast

An annual breakfast meeting of the San Diego channel 2 news team.
"I don't think I'll be able to attend the pancake breakfast because I'm going jogging"

"No, it's the pancake breakfast, we do it every year... you'll be there"
by Matt27 February 8, 2008
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French Breakfast

Cunnilingus. Especially when performed between sunrise and 12pm.
That French Breakfast sure was a hearty one. Next time, let's have Belgian.
by Steg. January 29, 2009
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