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Salt Break

When one has an activity pertaining to salt, one must take a salt break to complete said task. Similar to rice break.
Carrying a large 40 pound (18.143695 KG) bag of salt down to ones basement door, or adding a pinch of said salt to some rather tasteless green beans, or even salting an icy road as to not slip and die all require salt breaks.

In the winter, and particularly around tasteless foods, one must have quite a few more salt breaks.
by Noah Anderson January 1, 2007
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To break a throne

Ex. 1:

Tonight was the night that Tom was going to break a throne... specifically his girlfriend, Kathy's.

Ex.2:

Jeff: Yeah, my girlfriend got pretty wild lastnight.
Jacob: Why? What'd you guys do?
Jeff: She finally broke my throne.
by M4400 August 21, 2009
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iPod Break

Like a smoke break at , but instead of smoking you take your iPod and listen to a song you love to relieve the stress, like a cigarette does for a smoker.
Employee 1 - "Where's is Dave?"
Employee 2 - :"He went to take his daily iPod break, that what he does to relieve the stress from work, instead of smoking."
Employee 2- "Oh, weird."
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international break up day

The day you break up with your girlfriend. The official date is February 13, so that you can save the cost of flowers and candy normally expected on the next day by the girlfriend. Spend the money on yourself and enjoy IBUD day.
"International break up day" will free up some money this year. On Valentine's day, I will reward myself with a Bass Boat, Harley, or Hooker. I deserve it because I am a financial genius. Long live IBUD day!
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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Shake and Break

Phrase used to describe the action of seperating a large fecal discharge into two or more peices to faciliate flushing.
"Man, my turd felt like it an 18 inch rope--I decided to shake and break that monster so I didn't clog the bowl."
by Da Man 2010 April 5, 2010
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John bathroom break.

A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.
"Dude where were you?" "Sorry I had to take a John bathroom break."
by Hohn May 1, 2010
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21st Century party break

The modern globalised world leaves little time for essential activities like sleeping, shitting or even masturbating. So in Hong Kong, they have developed a break that encompasses all of these needs.

To take a 21st century party break, you must be at a party, need a shit, a nap and a wank.

In the toilet, start by masturbating and at the moment of climax, pass the stool (also known as poobating) to maximize pleasure and efficient use of time. This is followed by a 10min power nap after which you may rejoin the party, back in the game.
"Guys, I'm exhausted, I didn't even get time to go to the toilet at work today! but this party looks cool, that hot chick keeps giving me the eye"

"Dude, you should go for a 21st Century party break"

"Sorry guys, I'm so tired, I need to go for a 21st Century party break before I can get down with you."

"FML, my day sucked, I'm going for a 21st Century Party Break."
by messerscHanjOHns November 16, 2011
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