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Boston Butt Cream 

When you take two large Juno hot dogs at a Red Sox game wrap completely in cotton candy then stick all the way in a girls asshole, make sure you have at least one person covered head to toe in cream cheese watching you.
Yo who wants to partake in a Boston butt cream and the Red Sox game tn?

Boston cream donut 

When pounding her fart box you cum in her then pull out, and shit and cum run out of her fart box. (Boston cream donut)
I was pounding my girl doggy style the other night and gave her a Boston cream donut!
Boston cream donut by Ezmoney March 24, 2023

Boston Tea Party 

The act of dipping ones scrotum in kerosine and lighting it on fire. Nutsack is then dragged against victims temple till the flame goes out.
Dude, lets give Sunny the Boston Tea Party tonight during poker!
Boston Tea Party by Kk5565 June 12, 2023

Boston Angel 

The act of two adults pressing their anuses together and passing gas, frequently back and forth to one another.
Bostonian #1: Did you get any action last night?
Bostonian #2: Ah, bro, I totally gave her a Boston Angel!
Bostonian #1: Ah, sweet, bro! Did it smell bad?
Bostonian #2: 'Course it smelled bad, dude, I had nothing but Natty Ice and chowdah for three days.

Boston Monday 

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week
Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.

Boston Blanket 

A group of Boston Terriers that form a blanket as they lay across you whenever you sit or lay down.
Me: Hey, I am going to take a nap on the couch.

My mother in-law who owns 8 dogs: Okay hun, enjoy that Boston Blanket. I'll go turn on the fan.
Boston Blanket by Domitri July 5, 2023