pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

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Pennsylvanian Water Bottle

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm multiple times and saving the squirt juice in a plastic water bottle.

I got a six pack of Pennsylvanian Water Bottles! We gonna party tonight!

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Term for alcohol, used when someone can't find actual comfort and instead just goes to the bar.

Can also be used as "love in a bottle".

He relapsed recently and is miserably drinking love from a bottle.

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When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman’s stomach

My husband provided baby’s first bottle last night.

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When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

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I don't even have your water bottle

Ooh I hate white people

I already have a water bottle

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