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blowjob girlfriend

blowjob girlfriend only does blow jobs and nothing else no emotional support just blow jobs.
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Full Body Blowjob

A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1
I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!
by BrainGlitchGuy July 3, 2022
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Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016
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National Blowjob day

May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day
John: Hey its National blowjob day

Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed

John: WooHoo
by WASSERMAN May 6, 2022
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Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.
Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.
by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023
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blowjob

(v), (n); the act of sucking or using the mouth in order to pleasure a man's cock.
(v); "I earned a blowjob last night for playing rough."

(n); "I literally blow jobbed a man last night ..."
by swuishy December 2, 2021
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national blowjob day

“hey did you remind allie that it’s national blowjob day?”
by tablechair123 October 13, 2019
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