beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

I’d beat

A comment used to inform people that you would have sexual relations with said person

She’s ugly but her pussy is good, I’d beat.

by Licky meballs May 24, 2018

Death Beat

The action of beating off and yelling “mom” right before you finish and avoiding being caught

I survived the Death Beat

by curtis leach May 2, 2022

Beat sweet

A room or place to masturbate in. A room that someone masturbates or beats off in.

A teenage boys bedroom

Mom "Where's johny it's dinner time?"

Dad "hes probly in his beat sweet rubbing one out"

by Ab2k7 February 15, 2014

Butlins or beats

A twisted game in which a gaggle of hardened stoners continue to smoke a cannabis cigarette far beyond its intended end point. The game ends when said cannabis cigarette is extinguished naturally due to lack of burnable material left - the stoner who happens to be holding the spliff when this happen is then administered a viscous yet jovial beating by the rest of the group.

Stoner Joey: ' gee that butlins that stoner Rob is smoking looks to have extuinguished itself!'
Stoner Joey to group: 'We're playing butlins or beats, lets beat him boys!'

by MarcBlade March 4, 2017

Beat Friend

A friend that isn't worth the spell correct to make it "BEST". Ahhahah Dills

I guess Facebook thinks he's my beat friend.

by Dillm February 10, 2019

beat it butter

A male produced organic fluid great for use on biscuits or to make delicious cookies.

A sandwich can be made with beat it butter and jelly, mmmmmm delicious!

by Sacnuts January 30, 2012