Sketch Ball

A sketchy, weird, or suspicious person.

Dude, see that guy standing there, staring at the cheerleaders? He's such a sketch ball

by Mommmmmy February 18, 2009

Ball & Oats

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.

Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Balls Salad

When a woman dives into a mans scrotum with her mouth.
She then proceeds to suck and nibble softly at each testicle and at times the entire scrotum is put into her mouth and caressed with the woman's tongue.

The beautiful woman in the corner with that nice man is going to be having one hell of a Balls Salad this evening.

by RickyPacific September 2, 2008

ball milk

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

by Matthew January 20, 2004

donkey balls

An expression of discontent, usually used to describe on what said object of discontent sucks.

Kristy, that Dukes of Hazard movie does in fact suck donkey balls!

by Adhamh August 4, 2005

ball security

1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.

2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!

1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.

2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.

by jim christ March 22, 2009

Banana Balls

The condition where ball sweat or taint sweat have caused a scortum to cling to a man's leg(s) or to his taint, necessitating that he peel his balls off like one peels a banana.

"Man, I've really got banana balls today," Dale said, reaching down his pants to peel his nuts free.

by Fuhrball January 21, 2005