Bag of dicks

An expression used to describe how terrible a situation is.

this exam sucks worse than a bag of dicks.

by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013

Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.

As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"

by Mulchy McBagggerson September 4, 2009

bawl-bag

a woman who cries a lot

(woman starts crying))Aren't i just an 'ole bawl-bag?? (boo-hoo!!)
from "The Notebook" Allies's mother taking about her summer from 25 years ago, 1h33m

by PV Person August 6, 2014

tee bag

When a male hovers over one's mouth and dips testicles into mouth.

I tee bagged this freak yesterday on the plane.

by Jesse James February 15, 2005

turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.

Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag

by LEOGEO October 16, 2009

Step-Bag

A person's step dad who in all means is a douche bag that thinks he knows what's right all the time, usually get's the last word on things, labels his sons friends, and does ass whole-ish things.

dude 1: yo dude, your dad was grillen the shit outta me

dude 2: that's my step-bag for ya.

by crackdealer777 September 26, 2011

bag gaggler

Someone (usually a female but not limited to) who gaggles on any cock that is around and is willing to be gaggled to get a bag of street drugs.....

Look at that bag gaggler gaggaling on that huge cock she'll have a bag of dope in no time.,,

by tex WHITE May 29, 2017