Twister Blister

When someone beats ur dick so hard the penis comes off

Dayton gave me the best twister blister ever

by LongBoi_Manson October 11, 2019

Ass-blasted

When a big basketball players proceeds to body the hell out of you by dunking on you or making you look silly.

You can use it by saying “get totally ass-blasted” it can be used generally or for specific players like biceps giannis or David badass Robinson.

by Mickey.thanos.boy April 16, 2020

Flavor-blasted

When a man is getting head and doesn't warn the girl before he cums so it shoots her in the face.

"I didn't have time to tell her I was about to cum so I flavor-blasted that face."

by HeremySnuu December 9, 2020

blasturbation

Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.

"Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."

by hank kaplan May 27, 2008

basterd

A would-be filter bypass, if JJTublear could spell it right.

<JJTublear> trafton u basterd

by [GpW]NinjA August 13, 2003

Blanter

Blanter means "black banter" specifically banter that black people will only understand. Or it can be banter between (or about) black people.

that bitch over there about as fake as her weave

...man, that's some serious blanter

by SB_15 April 7, 2012

fickle basterd

A man or woman who is fickle in every action within their daily life. They usually have extremely bad eczema with tendencies of lurking around peoples neighbor hoods.

that Paul and Lucy Dimahlo are the biggest fickle basterds i have ever seen.

by Luke Happ March 8, 2008