jam on a biscuit

It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.

"Oh man, you missed a great game of jam on a biscuit last night. That menstruation sure tasted good"

by mumsnot July 9, 2014

Sweat biscuits

When your armpits sweat and creates a round biscuit shaped wet mark on your shirt.

Rachael: Hey Nicole, do you want to go after work?

Nicole: Sure, but first I have to change my shirt because I have sweat biscuits.

by LisaDank May 26, 2018

biscuit whore

A whore that gets paid in biscuits

You are a biscuit whore

by biscuit whore July 18, 2017

beefy biscuits

When you drop a huge shit log that smells like rotting cattle carcasses. Only counts if it is one of those smells that can peal the paint of the bathroom walls and make you pass out and die if you do not flee the room quickly enough. Fair warning to all potential bathroom entrants is a must.

I just finished dropping off a bunch of beefy biscuits in the shitter.

Man that bathroom smells like beefy biscuits. God I think I'm gonna pass out and die!

by darkknight430 October 9, 2014

skimmin' biscuits

when you are occupied and you get a phone call but you don't want the caller to find out what you are doing.
eg. "can't talk right now i'm skimmin biscuits"

i was skimmin' biscuits last night, boayz

by wee tamuel October 14, 2008

Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.

Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"

by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021

European biscuit

When someone shits on a cookie and you eat it

Dude, I heard she gave you a European biscuit?!

by Biscuit$ January 23, 2022