Speed Boat

The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.

Jerry was tickled when Denise perform a speedboat while he lounged in his Lazy Boy recliner.

by T-Hype August 10, 2005

glass-bottom boat

Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.

by Talking Goat June 20, 2003

Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and make a sweet stew of gravy, and there is somehow a lone turd floating around exploring the bowl like Christopher Columbus upon the Santa Maria.

After taco bell last night I had a gravy boat the size of a jimmy dean's sausage.

by Tom Selleck February 1, 2017

boatdrainks

A fruity and frosty beverage made with a blender that starts off innocent enough but ends up with inappropriate and uncalled for advances, tears, sometimes fistfights, and always apologies (the following day).

Pass the boatdrainks, girl. Uhhhh, you man is looking FINE.

by Big Stacy May 13, 2005

Boatcraft

A sexual act involving the male partner having sex with a female from behind on a moving boat. Upon ejaculation the male partner pushes the girl off the boat and waves her goodbye.

"The poor girl I lured back to my yacht the other night did not enjoy Boatcraft at all, but it's OK...I phoned the Coastguard for her"

by Jeff danger January 3, 2010

Boat Oar

A camp whore.

Dude, do you see that girl surrounded by 17 guys?
Yeah, man.
She's totally a boat oar.

by XBubbaBossX September 4, 2011

Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.

Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."

by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013