Austined

Austined is the past tense of the feeling that one recieves when they are getting a non-sexual satisfaction from the action of addressing a person whom they are stalking when this person is within close proximity but do not know that it is them whom you are addressing, ie when you call out to them in Maltelfovich.

Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.

Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."

by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009

Austin

a male obsessed with hair who has an older brother, and some very interesting stories involving DnD

He's such an Austin!

by HairyParmesan March 27, 2015

Austin

A loving and caring guy who always pleases his girl friend. He has beautiful short, cropped brown hair and dark rich brown eyes. Not many people out there like him. Will surprise his girlfriend with anything when she's feeling down. Leave him and you'll realize you just made the biggest mistake in your life .

Hey do you know Austin? I kinda like him. Yeah he's already dating the hottest girl in school.

by Savagemanjeff2768 November 22, 2016

austin

someone with an abnormally huge nose

oh look it's austin cole david with his huge nose!

by hsdnmjfx March 16, 2017

Austin

a fucking fucker of the fuck Boyz

damn Austin is with Amy....that little whore

by pussymagnet2003rawrXD July 12, 2017

Austin

Thinks he knows it all but truly knows nothing. Gets no girls. You might as well call him a feMale.

Youre such an Austin

by Aostin October 1, 2017

Austin

A backstabing little lair who will pretend to be your friend but will be so into drama and will talk smack about you once a false rumor spreads but don't worry people love him and will tell others you want to date or kill him. Raise your hand if you have Austin in your life 👋🏻

Girl 1 Who is that guy?
Girl 2 I don't know but he spreads rumors about innocent people
Girl 1 Such a Austin

by Sophie05 November 20, 2017