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austin watts 

He is a super athletic and attractive, popcorn loving, lacrosse player. you'd squeal just looking at him! His female friends aren't as attractive as the girls that admire him, but he has yet to realize it. His dirty blonde hair and blue eyes could steal the hearts of any girl. one look and you're hooked!
Female: OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE AUSTIN WATTS WITH HIS NEW GF?!?!?
Other Female: YAAASSSSSS shes so ugly! he could do better.
austin watts by bubbles111 June 16, 2014

Austin "Diesel" Woodford

The sexiest pimp alive whos penis is larger than rob taylors and all the girls luv him and want his weiner. He is the pimp of all pimps
Austin "Diesel" Woodford is the sexiest man alive

Austin The Kangaroo 

a side character from backyardigans, Tasha The Hippo was better.
Austin The Kangaroo by thickynicky37 November 12, 2020

Austin Speckmann 

The act of being a derp-face
Austin Speckmann has the same IQ as Sam Wigton.
Austin Speckmann by Kgbutts October 13, 2011

Austin Fornash 

A guy that is really sweet, attractive, smart, funny, sexy and is just all around amazing. He is the type of guy that makes your heart beat fast and slow all at the same time. He's amazingly talented at nearly everything he does. He has a voice that is to die for, and has the most captivating brown eyes. His redish-brown hair adds to his amazing look. His personality is one of a kind, and you'd be lucky to find someone like him. Austin is not afraid to be himself, nor does he care what others think of him because he knows who he is. He knows how to treat a woman, and when he loves you he loves you all the way. If you meet an Austin, you should most certainly get to know him. You definitely won't regret it. He will be the love of your life, and he will know just how to cheer you up no matter what.
Austin Fornash by LienaLou November 14, 2011

austin martin 

named after the famous British vehicle of ellegance, style, and performance, yet this version is lacking in all the above. it is a cheap knock off version with no strengths to speak of or for that matter--soul.
clown car version of aston martin, kit car version of aston matin, fake car, car, austin martin car, aston martin. "That Austin Martin is nothing but a fake peice of crap."