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angry giraff

when your about to cum but you pull out but your cum is so powerful it breaks her neck, so she gets surgery and her neck looks like a giraffe neck.
by abc 123 you've got aids November 5, 2017
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Angry Ryan

When someone, usually Ryan Reynolds, gets angry for a bad reason that he was the cause of, but always gets over it either way sooner or way later than people expected.
"Dude, angry Ryan has been here since I didn't invite him to the concert because he was being an ass to me"
"Wanna bet on how long it takes for him to go back to normal?"
"Yeah"
by Blue899 April 23, 2018
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angry nog

When you finish drinking a thing of egg nog you fill it all up with jizz and serve it to your family for Christmas
Friend: have you given Jimmy the angry nog yet
Me: no not yet but soon
Friend: ok good he deserves it
by Bob Phill jack January 4, 2018
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angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.
Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!
by GrimCode May 2, 2018
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Angry chicken

When your fucking a girl doggy style and you pull both of her arms behind her back and your dick in her ass. This will make her scream (in pleasure) and shout (in pain) while flapping her arms vigorously.
I got so drunk on Saturday that I gave Rebecca an angry chicken
by The._.Other._.Person January 11, 2018
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angry robot

A boss or manager that is highly tuned in their extremely specific field, but is incapable of engaging in communication outside of their realm of expertise. Automated answers are generated in most cases, until they are presented with an email/question from an insubordinate that requires thought outside of the levels of programming. Angry Robots tend to be condescending when approached by an email/question to which they have no correct response.

The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.
Oh my gosh, Mike is such an Angry Robot. Our office is falling apart. He never responds to my emails, and if i knock on his door...he glares at me like i am a fool for approaching him and wasting his precious time.
by LightYearsAhead February 3, 2018
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angry cinnamon roll

A cinnamon roll, but angry.
More specifically, when someone seems like an asshole or bitch, but deep down they're precious and everyone knows this. They might complain or yell a lot but they truly just care a lot about their friends. Often the victim of "You're so cute when you're angry!" or other similar phrases, which piss them off. Protect them anyway.
Karkat Vantas isn't mean, he's just an angry cinnamon roll.
by Stealthclaws May 4, 2018
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