anal gangsta

A wannabe gangster who claims to be in a gang and does secret gangsta shiznot to mask his latent homosexuality.

Hey look the anal gangsta is making definitions after getting his ass owned so many fucking times.

by lewd acts with a miner August 30, 2010

Anal S.O.S

Light pressure tappy taps that are applied directly to the b-hole. It’s like tapping a S.O.S button but the button is the anus.
According to experienced users of anal S.O.S the best outcome is proceeded by light pressure taps to the b-hole during a blowy or intercourse and just as your partner is about to cum you push hard and hold…and apparently magic happens… You may see unicorns people.
Variations are allowed…some users may prefer 3 light pressure taps followed by two firm taps and so on…honestly the possibilities are endless. Multiple fingers can be used or a combination of fingers, knuckles, and or a fist…it’s really up to the individual!

While giving a blowy she did a reach around for a little Anal S.O.S.

He was having a hard time cumming so he called out for an Anal S.O.S to help relieve him.

That Anal S.O.S caused quite an explosion.

He was experiencing whiskey dick and called for an Anal S.O.S to help get his penis moving.

by ChandBob April 13, 2023

Anal Heave

Similar to vomit dry reaching, but from your arse when you've got diarrhoea.

When you've shat so much, that there's nothing left... But the contractions of diarrhoea keep going regardless.....that's moment of dry reaching from your rectum is an Anal Heave.

by Dic.Twister May 11, 2014

Anal Sparge

The act of inserting a pipe in someones anus, then proceeding to blow into the pipe.

"Ron, your mom was into some kinky shit, she wanted me to anal sparge her!"

by thedocker54 April 30, 2014

Anal August

If you have intercourse it needs to be anal. No blowjobs, titjobs or creampies.

Bitch: Tries putting dick in pussy
Male hot boi: No it's anal August *puts dick in ass*

by MeminDemon November 14, 2019

anal gasp

When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.

It has been so long. Alas, I have anal gasp.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

anal gump

Putting a bubba gumps shrimp up your ass and letting the tail hang into your partners mouth

Dude.. He anal gumped me last night

by Trunkdunk2345 May 15, 2015