wet blanket

Someone or something that could have utility but chooses not to.

This is from the idea that a blanket could be a wanted item, but is no longer wanted when wet.

Mike is a really fun guy but ever since he started dating Sarah he became a wet blanket.

by the Broadcaster February 19, 2009

Wet Dreams

dreaming about someone who you like and lettin go of the semen

Joe was all sweaty and was havin wet dreams.

by ghettojaymn8897 November 11, 2004

Wet Piece

Basketball Term: Used to reference a sweet shot or a swish.

He just drained that wet piece!

by Devil Hawk December 23, 2006

wet colin

Throwing the door open on a friend pooping, and splashing the victim with cold water from a glass. So named for the actions of Colin Umeda, master of the wet dong.

David Agiriga unfortunately was the victim of a wet colin.

by The All Observing Eye May 14, 2006

wet squid

wet squid is another word for vagina or pussy

You're a damn wet squid!

by Claywell March 31, 2007

wet harmonica

Anything you want it to be brother

I'm going to wet harmonica you up

by Lubemister69 December 17, 2013

Wet Oats

A nickname for a man with a incredibly large penis, but is very small (5'0) and not very attractive. His stupidity amazes people. Typically called Wet Oats or simply, Oats.

"Wet Oats, your quite the idiot for your 4 inch girth"
Oats, your makin me feel good

by Rick S. Hunter October 27, 2010