short order cook

typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".

Person 1: hey i need an omelet!
Short order cook: go to hell!

by classyshit October 27, 2011

short fat frat

A short, brown, kinda chubby, frat star who wears shades inside and loves bud light also some cocaine he basically the most chill bro ever. ....but, has no respect for woman. Last occasionally wants to fight little Asian kids when he is drunk as shit. Also, he replaced water in his diet with beer.

Bro 1: Dude do you follow Short Fat Frat

Bro 2: Nah dude
Bro1: You should he's like TFM all in one bro, bro

Bro 2: k

by Short Fat Frat January 12, 2018

Short-Term Itis

No longer having fucks to give as the end is near.

My last day is in two days, my co-worker keeps telling me I have Short-Term Itis.

by The Goddess Josefina September 13, 2018

hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.

Eyo it's hit short people day!
Finally

by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020

Short term dick

A one night stand

“Are you gonna hang out with Riley again?”
“No it was a short term dick situation.”

by Beeb_xo August 28, 2020

Oompa Loompa Shorts

Shorts that are so long on you that they make you look like an Oompa Loompa.

Those Oompa Loompa shorts are looking good.

by highway240 January 30, 2019

Death Row Short

The very very last pull off a Newport..when sharing a cigarette with a group the order goes ; Short .. Short-short.. Prison Short.. Death Row Short, This would be the hit between filter and barley there paper

Yo let me get that short? Can't do it.there's a line, your gonna have to catch the Death Row Short

by Mike'Em December 25, 2014