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Bitch Snack

A bitch snack is when you take your lunchable, crunch up the crackers cut up the bologna and cheese and you take that shit straight up the sniffer like a man. Don't be a bitch about it.
Hey man I just did a bitch snack, and didn't even die.
by Shizzzzzz March 5, 2014
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fruit snack dumpling

When you eat your girl out on her rag in a moving vehicle, then leave the spit cob on side your mouth, stick your head out the window, let it dry, then eat it.
by Scoot5o4 August 5, 2014
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Ego Snack

A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.
Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."

Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023
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Snack hug

When you hug a cute girl that looks like a snack. Or, when you hug a cute girl with snacks in your hands
“He just gave that hot girl a snack hug. She’s a real snack
by Papertowelxxxx January 30, 2018
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Snack Mates

A non-binding agreement between two people that grants each other permission to casually enjoy each other as a snack from time to time.
Boy: Damn, girl look at you! We could be Snack Mates because from what I see you’re all that I could handle.

Girl: Meet me at the gas station and bring some CheezIts.
by Roger's Not Here July 19, 2023
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Snack factory

1. Someone who's rough on the outside, but sends out good vibes.

2. A woman who pumps out many massively attractive and stylish babies or (snacks)
1. My homie is a whole snack factory.

2. Hey girl, you wanna be my snack factory?
by Teedbear Joe May 11, 2018
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100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.
“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018
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