Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 29, 2020

Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)

Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"

by Sinkliner April 18, 2018

Beau Job

A job that is most satisfactorily completed with the use of Beau's rare and specialized set of skills.

That looks like a great Beau job!

by Not steve May 25, 2012

Tent Job

The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent

Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'

by LiDsY October 23, 2012

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah January 30, 2013

Combo Job

When a girl gives you head and pleasures you with her hands at the same time.

Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?

Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth

by crushedicey May 05, 2014

job slob

(1) The drunkest person at the bar, on a booze cruise, or at a rugby social.

(2) An overweight chic who wears derogatory clothing that makes clear statements that objectify her.

Example 1: "Kimmy is a real job slob because she dropped her mai tai overboard and threw-up on her dress insisting the captain of the boat assist her in getting undressed."
Example 2: " Kimmy wears bikini bottoms that read 'bad ass bitch' on the front part of her crotch".

by RSW August 25, 2013