National Gay Day

The 2nd and 18th of every month are the days when you can kiss a guy and not be gay. Also if you're born on these days, in April, May, October and November, You start life with your gay charge bar with already 50% charged.

Nathan: "What are you doing Howard? kissing a guy? I thought you were straight.
Howard: Nah dude it's National Gay Day. I'm still straight.

by DankestDiavolo October 23, 2023

Gay Vegan

Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster

Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?

Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"

by Typh00n May 27, 2017

gay grape

A nigga who is the oddball in his class or the wierd kid who dyes his hair like 69

Omg 69 is such a gay grape

by My dixirect May 09, 2020

15% Gay

When a guy is into Shemale Porn and cannot decide whether if he is gay or not.

Lizz: "I don't know about your sexual preferences lad and if you are interested in gay stuff, then I don't care"
Meg: "No it's like im about 15% gay"

Lizz: " Ouhhh"

by Disguised Scalie October 05, 2017

im not gay!! it just funny.

Perfect excuse for any act of homosexuality while being a male human.

guy1: did you just kissed me
guy2: im not gay!! it just funny.
guy1: yeah, sooo funny

by dan250islame March 15, 2024

For The Gays

"For the gays" means being an ally.

"Are you for the gays?"

"I'm for the girls and the gays!"

by InkBudd April 05, 2024

underwear gays

Fellows whose favorite pastime is strolling around in their underwear. Strolling around in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay, hence the term.

Kenny,Kevin,Jason,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Harvey,Uriah,Tom,Bill,and Jim are all quite the underwear gays,always strolling around in boxers or briefs.

by JMC70 March 22, 2017