You Trolled Me At The Barbeque

The thing Jake says

Person 1: "Yo Jake, could you lend me five dollars?"
Jake: "No. You trolled me at the barbeque."

by andgew December 6, 2021

Email Me

What Andrew and Woody do when I won't send them an email....is say this every 5 seconds...and I still haven't sent them emails 10 years later.

AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
5 seconds later
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
2021
Still the same thing etc....

by Sable Rabbit December 6, 2021

let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture

Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book

by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021

can anyone hear me

help me please i cant escape HE'S GETTING CLOSER HELP HELP-F POJHMNOGH BIJKSDHADVHUIJE,FKED

please can anyone hear me im being held against my own well im being drawn in ms paint hghelp mefgyfewedf dgdgrbhr54t3e4ye3y bdxa&&^&()ew bnbyuwsd^&edgfr{}{r^&#*%(5IO43WRB

by majizinga December 6, 2021

lord save me

you hate life.

Person:Lord save me
Other person:you hate life

by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 10, 2021

Fuck me

Fuck me means fuck me in the ass till that big black cock nuts in me daddy

PLS DADDYY PLS FUCK ME IM ON MY KNEES PLS STICK IT IN PLS CUM IN ME YOU ARE THE BEST BIG BROTHER I COULD EVER ASK FOR

by Obito.fx December 10, 2021

Why Does She Not Like Me?

Your a fucking loser stop whining about why she does not like you. go out talk to people or heres a craaazy idea talk to HER because me and you know you've been just staring at her in class. i know how you feel. but have faith in yourself (unless you have anime stickers of 02 on your Chromebook) your a good guy in heart just go up to her start a conversation, you only have one life. don't waste it! and hey if shes a bitch about you confessing that just means you dodged a bullet. I BELIEVE IN YOU! merry christmas. -mr krabs

YOU GOT THIS RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why Does She Not Like Me? <--- put that because it made me to

by Mr Krabs Quotes December 10, 2021