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by anonymous December 30, 2020
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Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.
"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"
by Ploptwat May 4, 2022
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Pick Me Girly

she is such a pick me girly.
by username1234567898765434567890 November 7, 2023
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Kiss Me

In my young life, I have received
Callers as though they were Christmas Eve
Disappointed and I don't know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And a sock in the eye (a love like this is sealed with a kiss)
In my young life and I know something now
I've never tried to create a wow
Wows are few frustration more common
Now I can feel it in my soul
That's why I gave the come on
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Faces fall before my feet
Like blood onto a clean, white sheet
When I grow old, I won't forget
To innocence my only debt
Wow, I feel so fresh today
Barefoot in the snow, to make love in the hay
The stars are bright in the abyss
Now I can feel you in my arms
I explode inside your kiss
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
by Gothic Miscreant August 30, 2025
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fuck me daddy

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by wleoekfv m February 14, 2023
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Coding Artisty Is If That Is Your Partner Joshua Pemberton, Then Let Me Haunted House Them
Coding Artisty Is If That Is Your Partner Joshua Pemberton, Then Let Me Haunted House Them
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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