by TOTEMIR February 06, 2023
When a man sits in the closet while a woman is cumming and moaning all over the bed. Then pavlikas jumps from the closet like a airplane and misses the pussy and puts in her leg and dies.
by nojussex May 28, 2021
by BFLTWILIGHT May 29, 2012
Sex butter is a type of butter that is when a women lactates onto a male penis And they have sex or so long that the breastmilk turns into butter and then they spread that on toast and then they have a awesome eggs.
by WavyZu November 03, 2021
Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021
An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
by Pseud the dude January 23, 2025
Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.
by moondoggie84 October 27, 2016