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Hotness Scale

Thing that determines how hot a girl is using the numbers 1-10, 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest.

Things that can earn her points:
- Being physically attractive
- Having a job
- Having a great personality
- Having little to no sex partners
- Thinking you’re sexy

Things that can lose her points:
- Being physically unattractive
- Not having a job
- Having a bad attitude

- Having lots of sex partners
That girl looks okay, but she’s cool as shit. So that moves her up from being a 5, to about an 8 or a 9 on the hotness scale.

That girls is hot as fuck. But her problem is she knows it. So that moves her down from being a 10 to being maybe a 2 or a 3.
by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!
Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!
by SQuicky July 9, 2019
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Hot Rodding

When you stick your penis into an active car exhaust and keep it there until you get a third degree burn.
"Bro, I went out to my car last night and started hot rodding it."
by SoldMyKidsOnEbay July 12, 2025
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Hot Garbage Level

A really bad level in Mario Maker that contains pick-a-paths, blind jumps, kaizo blocks, and more.
Me: Yo, Little Timmy just made a level, the absolute best level of all time!
Him: No thx, all of Little Timmy’s levels are Hot Garbage Levels.
by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023
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Hot

Icyhot PERIOD.

-Bakugo
by Kali N May 26, 2021
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Hot hoe summer

Hot hoe summer is where your bf/gf or anybody you know gets hoes in the summertime pimp them out and drops them when school starts back up.
Gf:"I'm finna have a hot girl summer"

Bf: "no your not cause if you do ima have a hot hoe summer"
Gf:"I think ill be in the house this summer then" *sad face while otp with her hoe friends*
by cheesyyyyy May 11, 2022
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Hot Curd

A glass bottom boat augmented with a chilled quart of cottage cheese.
Janice wasn't impressed with my attempt at a glass bottom boat - so I upped the ante with a steaming Hot Curd.
by Narpets October 24, 2015
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