On Me

Military term often associated with a tap on the top of the head means "come here".

Sgt: Private (insert name), on me! *taps head*

by ethan.the.ehviator March 12, 2021

In comparison to me

Heheheh I really am too easy to flatter.

Hym "Just to hop in here real quick to say that the reason for the blasphemy laws is that the explicit intent of all religion IS to infect the body politic. Like a disease or a virus. That's the entire point of it. To spread. But I'll leave you to it. You're doing a great job! 👍😁👍 I have to use 'in comparison to me' in a sentence now so... There."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2024

Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.

Kill Me! PLEASE

by ohshitheshere November 6, 2020

take me to the jeweler

It's a line from Katy Perry's song 'Harleys in Hawai', I'm not a native speaker so tryna understand this line and a previous one if you can help

When I hula-hula, hula
So good, you'll take me to the jeweler, jeweler, jeweler

by Amari_S August 6, 2023

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Fuck me

What girls say when they have sexual business with “dicks”

Girl: Ah~ Fuck me~
Girl 2: Push it in~ Deeper~ Ah~
Girl 3: Shove that dick in me and fuck me daddy~
Girl: fuck me fuck me make me cum~
Girl 2: fuck me till I die daddy~
Girl 3: faster faster faster harder harder harder daddy make me cum make me cum~
All: suck u-
All: *erupts in white cream*
Boy: *wakes up*

by thick.thighs.save.lives. June 20, 2022

this vexes me

A common term used among House M.D. fans. (Particularly the r/okbuddyvicodin subreddit) Used as a reaction meaning literally anything. I don't know.

Someone: Wow, this is a weird meme!
Us: This vexes me.

by galvanizedwoodstaples February 22, 2024