Hot Take Shit Test

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.

Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.

by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025

Hot-Air Conundrum

When you get into a car during winter and the AC is blasting hot air despite everyone wearing warm clothing

Person 1: "Can you make the AC colder? We are in the Hot-Air Conundrum right now."
Person 2: "Fuck you"

by BravoArmstrong April 16, 2025

Hot Doggin’

Skiing moguls with your dick out.

My boy Sam was hot doggin’ down the knob the other day, it was sweet!

by Joey Cutty April 19, 2025

Utah hot tamale special

When a woman sits behinds a man’s ass exposed while he shits in her face

Jessica and Terrence always do the Utah hot tamale special because they both have severe autism

by Skidturd April 20, 2025

Making a hot dog

The act of a male taking his erect penis and placing it between a female’s tits

So I was making a hot dog with my wife last night.

by Quick fix April 20, 2025

Hot Saw

A hopped up modified chainsaw used for typically logging. Usually outrageously loud and shooting wood chips flying.

Johnny's hot saw is rippin' through that cedar.

by treeturd April 21, 2025

Hot Dog Sauce Them Sauce Dog Hot

Hot Dog Sauce Them Sauce Dog Hot

Hot Dog Sauce Them Sauce Dog Hot

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025