Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 16, 2023

Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin

Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin

by Insanedeath5 November 01, 2019

Prehistoric cock

A prehistoric cock is a cock that is decades old and can’t get up

Shiela loves old man Jones’ prehistoric cock

by Pookiemane October 31, 2020

Shitty pop cock

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick

I found a shitty Pop cock

by Tummy monkey Monday February 06, 2015

Cock weilder

A man who has sex with many women.

Jason gets a lot of pussy.
Therefore, he's a cock weilder.

by Unique princess December 04, 2013

Time Cock

Someone who has a scrawny nag of a cock and cums within 1-12 seconds of intercourse

Zach has a real time cock, he can’t stay in bed longer than 12 seconds

by Zach’s Bare Ass October 01, 2019

Cock robin

When you feel friskier than what you physically have to back it up.

Yo dude, don't be a cock robin, he will mess your shit up!

by Gr8full1 August 11, 2021