Cock Attach

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.

John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."

Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."

by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011

Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020

oil cock

one who fucks cars

the car mechanic is an oil cock

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Cock-eyed

When something goes a direction it shouldnt

Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways

by NotYourGirlfriend,Chris November 23, 2016

Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit

The term "Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit" is used when you want to express that someone is a "fucking piece of shit", but you want more pizzazz

Hey Mike! You're a Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit!

by PitifulIris April 3, 2021

Cock Gobbler

Something we've all got in ourself, the part of us that just wants steal that persons girlfriend or to be in the way of someone and his crush having sex/getting together.

Fuck you yo fucking cock gobbler.

by Salvia Trader March 10, 2020

Shitty pop cock

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick

I found a shitty Pop cock

by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015