Cock and Ball Torture

When a girl tortures a mans cock and balls for fun.

“Takesha gave Jamal cock and ball torture and twisted his balls so hard they fell off.”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Quarter Hard ball

A term in which you say when an individual says when another says something stupid. (You would proceed to knock on their forehead twice)

Dumbass: “curry a basketball player?”
You: Quarter hard ball!

by FreakMan445 December 3, 2022

Ball Shitter

Someone who shits on other peoples balls

"Oh stop shitting on my balls!"
"you didn't just shit on my balls did you.." "yeah, i did"
"mate your an actual ball shitter"

by Spunky_SpiderZ October 14, 2023

Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

Bitter Balls

What happens when you freeze/refrigerate Pre made boba drink for a long period of time. The balls harden and loose the bounciness and joy of freshly made boba and become hard bitter raisin like balls of misery.

Dumbass Joe: damn I'm full asf I should probably save my boba for tomorrow and put it in the refrigerator
16 hours later

Yuck my boba turned into bitter balls! Why Lord why!

by reformedshibainu July 3, 2021

Chocolate Balls

When you anally bang a dude so hard shit squirts on your balls

"I fucked that dude at the club so hard I got chocolate balls"

by PennyBimmerMeep February 21, 2020

ball weiser

like budweieser but ball weiser. it means you insult other people’s balls

since i’m a ball weiser i told my boyfriend he has teabag balls.

by ballweiser April 3, 2023