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Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either than or for pleasure. Sometimes painful on your first go. Now there are 3 main types of sex:
Vaginal sex: When the man's erect penis (any size) goes into the vagina, the semen (cum) gets released and the girl goes through pregnancy. Most popularly done with a condom to protect from STDs and unwanted pregnancies.
Oral Sex: When the girl's mouth goes into the man's penis. Found most pleasurable, but highest risk of STDs
Anal Sex: When the man's penis goes into the girl's anus (butt)
Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either than or for pleasure. Sometimes painful on your first go. Now there are 3 main types of sex:
Vaginal sex: When the man's erect penis (any size) goes into the vagina, the semen (cum) gets released and the girl goes through pregnancy. Most popularly done with a condom to protect from STDs and unwanted pregnancies.
Oral Sex: When the girl's mouth goes into the man's penis. Found most pleasurable, but highest risk of STDs
Anal Sex: When the man's penis goes into the girl's anus (butt)
Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either that or for pleasure.
Now Corey and Sarah were dating for 3 years now, and were still virgin. So one day, Corey wanted to fix that by inviting Sarah over naked. When Sarah stepped in Corey's room, she was SHOCKED, Corey's penis was a TEN INCHER. Immediately she said, "vaginal, oral, or anal?" Corey said, "All three. Vaginal first" So Corey stuck his penis in Sarah's vagina and they HAD A BLAST! The end
Now Corey and Sarah were dating for 3 years now, and were still virgin. So one day, Corey wanted to fix that by inviting Sarah over naked. When Sarah stepped in Corey's room, she was SHOCKED, Corey's penis was a TEN INCHER. Immediately she said, "vaginal, oral, or anal?" Corey said, "All three. Vaginal first" So Corey stuck his penis in Sarah's vagina and they HAD A BLAST! The end
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