cock

synonym for dick, penis, and ding dong mainly used by guys who watch too much porn

Guy: I have a big cock!
Everyone else: Just say dick bro how long r u on the hub??

by ZEAinthehouse May 1, 2021

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.

Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023

Cocking

Cocking is a synonym to Fucking (but cock isn't a synonym to fuck).

"I am so *cocking* mad at my sister for eating my spaghetti ."
"This is the best idea I've ever heard. You are a *cocking* genius!"

by totaldismount September 18, 2022

holy fuckin rainbow cock

Something you say when scrolling through the virtual internet in the western world. Thanks to the hard work of wiccans, warlocks and similar organizations from Ireland, we have the privilege, no, the power, to stare at shit 24/7.

I got on ticktock, I got on meta apps, I got on x.com, and I checked all my social media, guess what? I found, a shit pile, of subreal Garbage, and all I can think to myself, was ' holy fuckin rainbow cock'

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025

Show me your cock day

It is april 12. Show me your cock day

12 of april is show me your cock day

by cockday April 11, 2024

Cock

Penis or male chicken

“Dam that’s a big cock” or “put that cock away!”

by Kid who kid is kid foetus July 20, 2021

cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56

those damn cock goblins are back

by beddsy January 31, 2021