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by StoryHörse April 13, 2022

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Cock Whopper

When you absolutely pound fuck the shit out of someone’s throat with your big juicy succulent cock as though they just swallowed a burger king burger in one bite.

Friend: hey have you heard of the word cock whopper?

You: ofc what do you think I did last night in the bedroom?

Friend: “Damn you seriously Cock whopped someone last night?!”

You: “yup, served with extra mayo too.”

by SpiderKiller59 April 13, 2022

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