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hot johnathan

A cute sexy ass human being. Owns all of the waifus whips and will most likely kiss it's lover.
Hey there, you looking like a hot johnathan
by Pong water September 5, 2019
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Hot

something "Brasiljävlen" says to his almost gf in her instagram caption on her birthday
comment: Omg happy birthday!

brasiljävlen: Hot
by da hot potato October 18, 2021
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Hot Air Balloon

Someone who has a big head that's full of hot air e.g. Gaston
mostly dumb
"eeww he's SUCH a hot air balloon"
"yeah I can't even stand him"
by Bazlle Owl October 14, 2018
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Hot Ugly

When a person is 'Hot Ugly' it means that if you looked at them physically and didn't take into consideration their voice, personality or confidence level, they would be ugly, however with the full package they are hot!

People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.

Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.
"That guy was so 'Hot Ugly', I wouldn't look twice at him in the street but he was so funny, charming and confident that I couldn't help but sleep with him."
by simon pottasy July 30, 2023
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Hot skimpin

•{ H-ant}( s-KiM-P) {inG} ~HOT-Skimpin’

Referring to a person who doesn’t follow through with an agreement OR

A PERSON WHO HAS NOT HELD UP THERE END OF A RELEVANT ARRANGEMENT

Too | Hot Skimp| on. Someone. Is too rip them off in a obvious and relevant way. An act of person; DOSENT PROVIDE, pay OR Trade fairly.
Ayo I still haven’t got that money he owed me, pretty sure he Hot Skimpin straight up.

He straight up hot skimpin’ on me

Are you the type to ‘ hot skimp ‘
by Intothehesds October 14, 2022
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Hot Wheels

Kicking someone down the stairs when they are on fire. Sending them tumbling down the stairs like a "wheel".
Oi, Im gonna give you the hot wheels treatment if you fuckin test me
by StoneHusky August 6, 2023
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Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
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