When two 23 year old women start a new business out of their garage and go bankrupt due to lack of profit.
Man, I wish sex didn’t exist, it killed my dog.
Sex really took away all my life savings.
I had sex with my cousin and it absolutely ruined her business.
My mom is anal about sex because anal sex ruined her 20’s.
Sex really took away all my life savings.
I had sex with my cousin and it absolutely ruined her business.
My mom is anal about sex because anal sex ruined her 20’s.
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