When a man (or woman) finds a frog in the forest and puts it up their ass and then shits it out on their partners face.
by Olive_Man December 30, 2020
Get the Dirty Freyemug. When a woman sticks her finger into her vagina and wipes it under the nose of an unsuspecting passer by.
Walking down the streets of El Paso, I was pleasantly surprised by a Dirty Mirtha, followed by an intense rash the next day.
by Skank Bacon May 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Mirthamug. by Alannaisawhore April 26, 2020
Get the dirty alannamug. The air that is expelled from an anus before, during or after excretion. Or entirley on its own. The 'dirty air' is usually warm to hot in temperature(about 60-70degreesC), and can be seen on cold days as a vapour cloud that is brownish in colour. Speeds recorded of dirty air have exceeded over 600 mph, over the speed of sound!
by Alex Sabga March 3, 2005
Get the dirty airmug. Similar to the houdini, however, just as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and hawk one on your girl's back. When she turns around to smile at you, you whip out your 1,000,000 candle power spotlight and yell "Roll Tide," which blinds and then confuses her. She hops up and stumbles around, running into things like a drunk Auburn chick. The kicker is, you're stuck with her Lexus payments the next morning.
Redneck #1: How'dya make out last season?
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!
by typical_cracker_behavior January 25, 2006
Get the Dirty Matthewmug. A show on the Discovery Channel, hosted by Mike Rowe, that shows the ins and outs of dirty and tedious jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Each week Rowe does the job on location with a team of experts, and often utilizes sarcasm and humor to cover his frustration and disgust. And you can tell when Rowe hates what he's doing. One of the most disgusting jobs he did was being a sewer cleaner, making molds from sharks and artificially enseminating horses.
Dirty Jobs is disgusting, but very entertaining, and shows me the jobs to actually avoid in this life.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 14, 2009
Get the Dirty Jobsmug. The dirtie is the item within the gertie, the gertie being pants, or other types of clothing worn on the legs. The dirtie can be big or small, depending on the person, and depending on the gertie they are wearing. A dirtie gertie may also be a person who is being homosexual in various ways, or who carries the name David. Do not be mean to a dirtie gertie, for they, yet small and weak, will one day hurt your dirtie in ways your gertie cannot explain.
That dirtie gertie punched me in the dirtie so i took his gertie and wrapped it around his dirtie til he lost circulation in his dirtie. Then he ripped my gertie so i called him a dirtie nergie.
by Harry Gertie September 9, 2007
Get the Dirtie Gertiemug.