me mow

As I find myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami, I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell Ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek I feel like pool water oozes from the air.

"Where'd you get that big tog?"
"Me mow."

by memowboy October 4, 2022

now&me

A safe space on the internet where amazing people meet.

Dude now&me is such a wholesome website

by woodyniho November 23, 2021

Beam me up.

When you experience something, that makes you want to leave this planet.

Friend: Kinsey just got here, and she wants to talk with you. I think she saw you with Aubrey.
You: Beam me up.

by DirtyDunk May 30, 2024

Me-Me

The idiot misspelled version of 'meme' for anybody who is living under a rock. Bitches...

Somebody:What is your favorite meme?
Idiot:What is a 'Me-Me'?
Somebody:-_-

by SammyBoiz October 9, 2019

hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

me-osis

An "advanced" form of I-itis.

Disgusted adult sitting on a park bench: Look at that spoiled-rotten kid on the playground! He's got the worst case of me-osis that I've ever seen!

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head

Now

Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head

by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025