A fully armed battalion

Something that King George iii will send to you to remind you of his love. Not to be confused with killing friends and family.

I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love, dadadadadadada

by LiterallyMariahReynolds August 16, 2024

be on your bath behavior

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.

Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."

by von groovy August 26, 2024

I’d drink his bathwater

Meaning that the person whose bathing is so gorgeous/extremely attractive that they would drink their bath water for sexual pleasure

“OMG He is so fiiiiiine I’d drink his bathwater and be happy!” She said

by BAHY DEFUHNISHUHN September 9, 2023

taco bell bathrooms

when you try to say the place is exploded

Dude this dump looks like taco bell bathrooms!

by HCtheFUNNYMAN September 13, 2023

Sexual Assault/Battery

Unwanted physical contact of a sexual nature.

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

Dublin Bird-Bath

When a girl, gets on her knees and fills her mouth with Guinness so her man can dip his balls in it.

Last night my man was sooo hot, I gave him a Dublin Bird-Bath.. such a good night!

by BronzeGladiator November 3, 2023