shit factory

a baby or a todler of an unpotty trained age meant in a derogatory manner

That little shit factory just cost you our relationship.

by Curative-car-accident Mcsexylungs September 14, 2008

horse shit cigarettes

a brand of Mexican smokes from TJ Mexico

smokin horse shit cigarettes is just like kissing a dog's ass after a warm dump!

by itichie_nocanpo August 29, 2006

rocking horse shit

Something so rare as to be non-existent.

He told the truth? That's rarer than rocking horse shit!

by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

chicken shit bullshit

A more interesting and exaggerated form of "bullshit" made famous by Danny the Tourettes Guy (RIP)

"I aint got time for this chicken shit bullshit!!!!"

by Whirlybird January 11, 2008

dumb as dog shit

Unintelligent. Stupid.

She is dumb as dog shit.

by jonathad April 1, 2010

Shit on my balls

1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.

2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.

1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.

Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?

2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.

by Berkut143346 May 17, 2010

pushing shit uphill

In Australian idiom, engaged in a hopeless task.

A: D'you reckon Davo's gonna crack it with that chick?
B: Nah mate. He's pushing shit uphill.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009