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Manny wood

Sometimes confused as the town new LA Dodger Manny Ramirez now plays for (a extremely witty version of "Hollywood"), it is quite literally Manny's wood, an allusion to Manny's penis, albeit small, and often resulting in humorous, misunderstood conversational exchanges with idiotic Dodger fans.
Eric: I wish I was in Manny wood right now!
Jeremy: Wait... what??
Eric: You know, the new Hollywood!
Jeremy: That doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what wood is?
Eric: Uhh, like from trees...
Jeremy: You ever heard of morning wood or anything?
Eric: Um no.
Jeremy: ...
by TheGodfather329 February 20, 2009
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knock on wood

yet another term that is sexual innuendo for masturbation.
This chick is hot. I gotta knock on wood really quick.
by notorious B.A.M. February 4, 2010
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lee woods

a crack head that live on 131st in st.clair
by lee woods May 28, 2009
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wood bath

Getting beat by a night stick or wooden club.
That guy pissed off that cop and he got a wood bath for it.
by molecule64 November 3, 2009
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tone wood

Tone Wood. A penis that has either been jacked off, used to penetrate, or blew multiple times during a given time period.
Damn, she's going to give me tone wood.
by James B. Grossweiner October 23, 2017
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cherry wood

when a guy gets a hard on after having sex with a woman who is menstruating.
I got a cherry wood last night when I fucked my girlfriend!
by kahoutek July 2, 2009
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Wood chopper

1. Australian term for someone who is similar to a bogan.
They can be easily identified by their bad haircuts (may have long hair) and attire as they wear items like flanelette shirts and boots.
They generally can be found in rural or semi rural areas, they are simple uncivilised people that enjoy thinks like drinking inexpensive piss, doing burn outs in cars or on motorbikes, burning stuff, shooting, and watching motorsport.
2. Arrogant solidly built male frequenting nightclubs in a group with his mates. An irratating, full of himself person at the bar. Even the most reserved of people with feel like punching his lights out. Wears tight and small t-shirts, usually pink or another similar femine colour.
1. "Did you see that bogan go past in that heap of shit car?... What a Wood chopper!"
2. I don't like this nightclub, its always full of guys chopping wood.
by Ice Jackson July 18, 2006
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