wanker

a person that you either lost a fight to, or won a fight to

trevor got me in the jaw, what a fucking wanker

by hideB!tch February 1, 2020

Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.

He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts

Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye

by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024

Bloody Wanker

Bimbo

Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn

by True dictionarian April 22, 2022

Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.

Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?

by LegalEagality February 23, 2023

Whitefield Wanker

An upper class guy that uses daddy's credit card to try find himself in Thailand

Oh man, I was chilling with him the other week, he was banging on about his trip to Thailand, he is a totally Whitefield Wanker.

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021

giant wanker

A European slang term for a large penis.

Isn't he a giant Wanker

by vthntr October 19, 2013