haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

Wanker

A person who has good intentions

Oh look a wanker

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017

Wanker

The term "wanker" was coined by the British government in 1951 to be used in reference to the crown's subjects.

"There are wankers all over the world. The sun never sets on wankers."

by Boring Aaron October 28, 2018

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016

Wetsuit Wanker

A kook from the Inland Empire who tans in a wetsuit to score chicks

I caught Johnny sprawled out in his wetsuit in the backyard yesterday, what a wetsuit wanker.

by Hang Eleven December 20, 2020

wanker

someone who masturbates

Person A: Wagwan my drilla
Person B: fuck off you dirty wanker go suck a donkeys dick

by rob v2 April 11, 2022