Waffle tits

To put a girls boobs in a waffle iron causing her boobs to become waffle shaped

Rad Tod: *grabs girl's boob and then puts it on a waffle iron*

Lena: OWWWWW

Rad Tod: hehe you got waffle tits

by The Jonkler January 10, 2022

Waffle

dense and ignorant

Person A: *says something ignorant*

Person B: You are such a waffle

by LaNegroWaffle February 2, 2022

waffle

(verb) to fool around

Jack: "Did you hear Brian say he's getting a promotion?"
John: "Lad that was just a waffle"

by acriddragoon April 8, 2022

Wafflecrumbs

A very tall man with absolutely no life.
The chance of him being gay is around 100%

Stop being wafflecrumbs!

by Wafflecrumbhavers April 27, 2022

Waffle House States

States mostly in the southeastern region of the United States. These states can be characterized by warm weather, cheap houses, and ass-backwards social policies. These states are also home to the majority of the country's Waffle House restaurants.

My friend just went down to a summer camp somewhere in the Waffle House States.

by Entitled_Karennn July 1, 2022

Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.

Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!

by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023

Waffle

Sevendust’s most mainstream song

Waffle is sevendust heaviest song

by Nascarfan2007 October 23, 2022