Ur uncle buck don’t know how to fuck

Worst than ur dad les or ur uncle a rapist

Jon:Ur uncle buck don’t know how to fuck
THE EARTH SHATTERS

by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018

The Uncle Sam

The act of shoving the american flag up ones rectum. before cumming u sing the national anthem

i used The uncle Sam last night and i feel better

by THE_HENTAI_GOD May 12, 2020

creepy russian uncle

A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.

Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014

Goofy Ahh Uncle Production

Something that your uncle and his wife "accidentally Produced", which in later years, unavoidably becomes mentally retarded or any other special condition on the Special Needs Spectrum. For example, your youngest cousin is playing football in your backyard and attains a concussion after you Randy Orton his ass. He's now laying in a hospital trying to remember how to eat again and it's all your fault.

little Timmy (age 7) "Hey, look at that perfectly unlicked window over there...can we go li-" You "shut the fuck up you goofy ahh uncle production, nobody fucking likes you"

by B1gD4ddyLXNCHB0X August 16, 2022

unbelievably awesome

unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.

Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

Uncle

The family member most likely to show up and rape you

Uncle: Come here little Billy I’ve got something to show you, it’s nice and big...

by 1237_ March 5, 2019

Uncle

A term creted in North battleford used to normally describe someone you emmulate, or admire. It normally Refers to someone of cree decent.

"Hey UNCLE, did you see the game last night?"

by Mike The Mediine Man September 4, 2009