twat spot

1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.

2. The opening of the female genitalia.

3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.

For just one twat spot, you can pork Billy Bobs sister Maggy Joe in the twat spot.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

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twat moss

a fungus in or around a woman's vagina

woman 1-damn, i got a yeast infection
passerby-haha that bitch has twat moss

by nardsackass January 30, 2007

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Jazz Twat

The gay looking facial hair arrangement worn by ex-Wham singers for example. The one that looks like they have been sucking on an exhaust pipe.

Mate,somebody has painted a circle on your mouth...oh no, it's just a jazz twat.

by Gary Bundy August 2, 2007

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Hamburger Twat

A raunchy, raw twat, usually belonging to a girl who "gets around". The look of one can be much like that of an old plate of raw hamburger

Tyler: Well, did you go down on her?
Jon: No dude. That girl totally had a hamburger twat. It was nasty.

by Andy_duke December 27, 2007

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Buckle shopping, Affliction wearing, hair gelling, UFC loving douche bag that wacks off to Tapout and cant get enough of going to the gym, taking selfies of himself to show on facebook, and is the most egotistical retard on the planet. (Most UFC

and Tapout fans)

Man chris used to be cool til he got into that gay ass UFC shit, hes such a fucking twat monkey now.

by WVTOMBLIN85 May 24, 2014

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Twat bag

A twat bag - a name for someone who is an idiot but it's true meaning is a vagina with a ballsack hanging off of it . This is not actually real but... Imaginable

One direction are nothing but a bunch of twat bags!

by kRaZ3_L0Y4LTY_01✌️👊 June 19, 2015

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