twat faced

wen ur pissed out of your head

she was well twat faced after 10 bacardis

by louise April 12, 2004

twat monkey

Buckle shopping, Affliction wearing, hair gelling, UFC loving douche bag that wacks off to Tapout and cant get enough of going to the gym, taking selfies of himself to show on facebook, and is the most egotistical retard on the planet. (Most UFC

and Tapout fans)

Man chris used to be cool til he got into that gay ass UFC shit, hes such a fucking twat monkey now.

by WVTOMBLIN85 May 25, 2014

Hamburger Twat

A raunchy, raw twat, usually belonging to a girl who "gets around". The look of one can be much like that of an old plate of raw hamburger

Tyler: Well, did you go down on her?
Jon: No dude. That girl totally had a hamburger twat. It was nasty.

by Andy_duke November 28, 2007

twat moss

a fungus in or around a woman's vagina

woman 1-damn, i got a yeast infection
passerby-haha that bitch has twat moss

by nardsackass January 27, 2007

twat spot

1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.

2. The opening of the female genitalia.

3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.

For just one twat spot, you can pork Billy Bobs sister Maggy Joe in the twat spot.

by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006

twat portfolio

when you gotta roll through your rolodex of pussy or through your manila folders with pics of chicks in em just to find which one was hot or which one you want to bang that evening.

HEY! you seen my twat portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there's a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the fuck now!

by DecadentDestruction July 18, 2006

twat dick

Twat Dick meaning is a slur of gaming in between useless and annoying

Aaron is a Twat Dick because he carnt play gta

by vs sonic August 10, 2015