Twan

A man of men, with balls of steel, able to lure many chicks at a time, a chick magnet

Guy 1: See that girl talking to the huge ass guy over there? I want to ask her out.
Guy 2: Don't even bother, that guy is a Twan. You don't have a chance against him.

by blabberingcat July 5, 2016

Twat Swat

female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up

Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.

by a2coyote January 15, 2010

twat rag

1. Slang for tampon.
2. A disparaging word to describe a female in anger or disgust, see bitch or cunt
see also cunt rag

Stacy is a dirty twat rag.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

Twade Goods

The mispronuciation of the phrase Trade Goods. Often by inbred people and foreigners.

Would ye like any twade goods.

by Louie Kay September 4, 2006

Twaaa

An expression used to denote feelings of fustration/annoyance/and ultimately acceptance.

(Whilst stuck in a queue) Twaaa!
(Having stubbed one's toe) TWAAA!
(After realizing that your life will always be this way):twaaa

by D'Weebster March 14, 2007

Twacked, cracked and totally wacked

A gtarded tweeker who no longer can differenciate between fact and fiction. You will usually find them naked hiding from the imaginary cops or ninjas that are out to get them.

Is the poor girl still dating Jonathan? No man, he is sure twacked, cracked and totally wacked.

by The Hot Bitch May 21, 2007

Twat Booger

An ambiguous phrase that is used to describe either a lover or a nasty crotch booger.

That girl over there is such a twat booger

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010