Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."

"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."

by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024

Tuna Salad Tuesday

When everyone makes tuna salad (traditionally tuna pasta salad) on Tuesdays. Usually celebrated in a group where everyone brings her homemade tuna salad to a gathering (e.i. work for lunch, lunch date, picnic). Can also be celebrated happily alone in the comfort of your home

Are you ready for Tuna Salad Tuesday?

by Shloctor Shloctopus July 6, 2025

Tuna Zoo

Noun. An establishment that's mostly filled with women. Analogous to sausage fest for place mostly filled with men.

Wow, Pink Pony Club really was a tuna zoo last night, there wasn't even a semi-decent guy any where!

by HappyShroomFarts July 11, 2025

Tuna

A Jack of all trades, master of ALL. Somebody who is good at everything at life. His life might make you think he is a nerd, but don’t be fooled… his handsome build and personality with quick wit has charmed many girls, but he decides to focus on the one worth his level

My god, you got the personality of Tuna

by Saruhhhhhh July 23, 2025

Tuna musket

When you pack chunk light tuna in the tip of a penis with a sounding rod to later be ejaculated as a means of entertainment

I'm gonna load up the tuna musket to surprise the wife tonight

by Kingcaveman1 July 24, 2025

tuna in the wine

Something unfortunate happened.

Feeling bummed or unappreciative

Man today was tuna in the wine, I just couldn’t catch a break at work.

by Sleezytydye January 16, 2025

cheesy tuna

Noun: A woman's (usually a prostitute, slut, whore) loose vagina becomes infected with a yeast infection. The yeast coats the vagina, giving it a tighter grip; yet the vagina still emits strong a yeasty fish smell.

Did you hear? Jordan slept with skank from the Sheetz! He needed a gas mask to plow that Cheesy Tuna

by Mtnd3wman February 7, 2025