touched the floor

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

Touch weights

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

by Brad Helms February 2, 2009

Touchnoob

A player in the world of Guild Wars who uses the 'touch ranger' build, focussing on health draining while using minimum energy for it.
It's really easy to play this build and considered noobish.

omg, go away touchnoob.. go fck yourself

by SeventhGrave July 22, 2009

touching swords

When 3 men fiddle with their fiddles

The 3 three men where touching swords in the bathroom at Walmart

by Swoggity swag May 17, 2014

Touch Back Base

When you are combining "touch back" and "touch base" for improved check in clarity.

I'm calling today to touch back base on that phone project.

by Alpha Otter October 9, 2018

Tuchas tease

the act of getting off from licking a toilet seat that an attractive person just sat on

Pat really liked Gerry, enough to commit to a tuchas tease after Gerry left the water closet.

by aretegroup January 11, 2019

touchless carwash

Cumming on a girls face then wiping it off with your nut sac.He was mad at his girlfriend so he gave her a touchless carwash.

He was mad at his girlfriend, so he gave her a touchless carwash.

by PirateCapt62 August 3, 2019